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hello, i am JAYNE, yearghhh
i love STEF!!! cos she helepd me do this blog;)
i love my fringe yearghhh
i love:
STEF
RENE
HILLARY
GRAC
PRISTINA
AMANDA
TERI
JOLENE
JOANNE
MELISSA
JING YI
In conclusion, i love The Brae and i am awesome, Yearghhh

i love FOOD!! Yearghhh

today was damn funny lah. first all of 1.8 had to go back to school to collect and go through our english graded assignments which we handed up LAST MONTH. yeah, so it was boring and i failed the summary one - i got 12/25, how stupid rite. and i got 18/30 for the other 2 essays. haha, at least i passed two okay. then rite, after that hillary had nothing to do and then she didnt wanna go home and study cos if you study yourself, you will get bored sooner or later then like start doing other super random stuff. so i asked her whether she wanted to come to my tuition, so i asked her to come for her "trial class". so we were like very excited cos like if you go for tuition you arent actually studying yourself, but you are like getting someone to explain it to you instead of reading all the long complicated words. so then we arrived there.

i say " My friend wants to go for the trial class."
the woman says " okay, i need you to fill in this form"
i whisper to her " oh shit. documents?"
then she says " and each trial class is $30"
then i say " oh shit. i thought it was free. CRAP. WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!"
then hillary says " you bong! its not free lah. SHIT. can we go outside and tok?"
AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE TUITION CENTRE
WE LAUGH SILENTLY...... for a long long long time
hillary says " eh shit lah, its not free."
i say " i thought it was free. what now?!?!?"
hillary says" eh i dont know leh. what do i do now? i think i should just go home. cos i am broke."
i say " kay."
IN THE CENTRE
i say " okay, bye hillary."
hillary says " okay bye"

then after tuition i checked my phone cos hillary definitely replied my message. and i see " 3 messages Jin Tao Teh"
so i open them and the first one is " You stupid comi! Haha! Oh gosh. That was embarrassing! All your stupid fault.Haha!" the second one " Haha! But its still so funny!" and the third one " Hahaha! So stupid and embarrassing!"
then i read the messages and i started laughing and everyone started staring at me. shit lah, now they probably all think i am a retard. DAMN YOU HI-LARRY!.

yeah, then i was damn scared she was gonna ask me questions so i went into the classroom fast. like really fast. haha. was damn funny lah. then after my science i have math tuition so i come in right on time so i dont have to face the woman and have the probability of her asking me questions. so the moral of the story is : dont ask people to your tuition centre. WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK INSTEAD so that it wont be your fault when that happens.

HAHAHA, it was damn funny!